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Gene Simmons Never Had a Personal Computer When He Was a Kid

How do we know? We know because our own well-document research has shown conclusively that a child who lacks his own personal computer during those earliest school years will very probably grow up to be a bass player in a heavy-metal rock band who wears women’s fishnet pantyhose and sticks his tongue down to his kneecaps. Just like Gene Simmons.

And yet, I’d rather buy this than…