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WWDC 2014 Liveblog

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WWDC 2014

That’s it, folks. Solid WWDC. Can’t wait to try this stuff.

No hardware; no Apple TV update. I guess we’ll keep waiting.

And hell yeah I’m putting it on my only phone.

It’s time for the wrap-up. iOS 8 looks amazing. Beta today, can’t wait to try it.

Swift apps can be submitted on day one of Yosemite and iOS 8.

Now we know what all of those unnamed sessions are and those banners upstairs.

Was that a boom mic in the shot?

I wish I knew more about this.

I don’t know what this stuff means but developers are cheering!

“The language is called Swift. And it totally rules.”

Objective-C without the C.

John Siracusa is wetting himself right now.

New version of Xcode.

Updates to SpriteKit. Again I don’t care, seriously. SceneKit. Ok.

At this point the games developers can make are cool but restricted mostly by the device. Why aren’t these on Apple TV? Because Apple is dragging their heels.

Tim: “What are gaming.”

So tedium. Such boring. Wow.

(We’re not related.)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Game demos. I hope we aren’t about to see game developers on stage. I hate that so more.

Metal: much improved access for games to the CPU and GPU. A lot of stuff I don’t understand ok.

CloudKit: free cloud assets for server side development. Way beyond iCloud. Going over these fast since press doesn’t really care.

Seems like there’ll need to be a common app for this.

HomeKit: common network protocol for home automation devices. Big “fuck you!” to Nest right now. Siri integration.

Photo library/camera APIs.

Works how you’d imagine.

Touch ID API.

Swype coming to iOS.

Third party keyboards… Was not expecting that.

How are users going to handle extensions?

Widgets look pretty cool, but definitely the possibility of uglifying the UI.

Weather information is now provided by The Weather Channel, according to Notification Center.

VSCO filters can be applied in Photos via their own UI. Really cool.

This is very cool.

Apps can appear on other’s share sheets. Bing can translate Safari pages. Third parties can put their widgets in Notification Center.

Extensibility: apps can offer services to other apps.

Craig’s back up. 4,00 new APIs.

Biggest release of the SDK since the launch of the App Store.

TestFlight built into the store.

Video previews.

Bundle sales.

New features for the store: Nearby changed to explore. Curation for the store. Better search. Faster search with continuing scroll. Editor’s Choice logo on search results.

300,000,000 visitors to the store every week. 75,000,000,000 downloads.

1.2 million apps in the store.

Tim coming back for the developer portion of iOS 8.

Siri: Faster voice recognition, Shazam, and “Hey Siri” when it’s plugged in.

Not free, but much cheaper storage options. I’ll finally upgrade I suppose. Still, not really cool, Apple.

At this point they really have to give us more storage. On the web too. Full res, original format.

But it looks like Apple really is solving the photo problem… next year.

Hopefully a beta soon. I want.

“We’re working on a grounds up photo solution for the Mac, shipping early next year.” :/

He keeps saying “iCloud Photo Library”. Surely this is a Mac thing too and surely we’re getting more storage.

“It’s really awesome.”

Pretty advanced editing features. Whither iPhoto?

Totally called the new wallpaper business aren’t you impressed?

Search in photos for location, time, and albums. More editing options in Photos.

iCloud Photo Library. Is this coming to Mac? Was John Gruber right?

Photos + iCloud. Sounds like unlimited Photo Stream.

So that’s how that works.

Up to six family members who share the same credit card…

With Family Sharing you can get at your family member’s purchases.

Helping parents everywhere stalk their children.

Family units on iOS, so you can easily share things between your family members.

Integration with the Mayo Clinic for blood pressure and other perimeters to catch health issues. Pretty cool but probably going to start small.

HealthKit provides a single place for applications to contribute data about your health. Health is the corresponding application where you can monitor everything about you. Third parties can access (with your permission) data about your health.

Health. Here it comes.

Oooh per-message S/MIME!!! (I don’t know what that is.)

I really don’t care about these features so…

98% of Fortune 500 companies use iOS. “And we’re gonna get the last two.”

Enterprise. Blegh.

Edits are saved to the original files so you don’t end up with duplicates.

iCloud Drive. You can now open files from other apps via the iCloud document picker. Thank god.

Messages looks great. All needed improvements.

If you get an audio message on your lock screen, you can listen to it by just putting your phone to your ear. Reply the same way.

He mentioned a “self-destruct” feature for attachments. Hopefully that alleviates those storage problems.

Videos play back in-line. More hair jokes ha ha.

Ooh sassy response.

Middle aged white dudes, every body.

Joz with a classic duck face, folks.

I was hoping QuickType would be Swype-style input… Damn.

Good-bye Find My Friends? I don’t think we’ll miss it.

Send voice and video messages very quickly.

You can change the name of group threads, turn of notifications for a thread or leave it, and add or remove people from it. You can share location with people in the thread. You can view all of the attachments in a nice view.

Messages is the most frequently used app on iOS.

SMS and phone calls on your iPad.

Continuity between iOS devices.

All that learning is local to the device. Private private private.

QuickType adapts to the message you’re sending, depending on what the rest of the conversation is like.

“QuickType” offers suggestions for what it thinks you’re typing.

Same Spotlight suggestions in Safari on iOS.

The same things you can do in Yosemite. App Store search, points of interest in maps, wikipedia entries, news, songs on the store, movies. Again, basically a textual Siri.

Spotlight. Yes.

But finally the iPad is getting features the iPhone can’t do. Mail looks great.

Contacts in multitasking is weird…

Facebook has actionable notifications, so it’s open to third parties.

“Bad Blood” by Bastille again.

Mail is getting more Mailbox-y.

iPad Safari gets Yosemite’s tab view and sidebar.

Your most frequently interacted-with contacts are in the multitasking area?

Works for calendar events, emails (I’m assuming) and works on the lock screen.

You can now reply to message notifications !!!

No more Missed in Notification Center.

“I missed you guys.”

End user features first. Here comes Craig again.

The excitement is building…

Giant release. Two stories: great end-user features and incredible developer features.

iOS 8. “We are not standing still.”

“toxic hellstew”. Tim doesn’t like Android.

Over a third of Android customers are running a version of Android 4 years old.

Android: 9% on KitKat.

iOS 7 is on 89% of devices.

He said “customer sat” again.

“Customer sat”. There it is. That was on the bingo card, right?

“Nearly half of our customers in China in the past six months switched from Android to iPhone.”

Digs on Android right now. Ok.

130 million iOS buyers were new to Apple this past year.

800 million iOS devices. 100 million iPod touches. 200 million iPads. 500 million iPhones. That’s half a billion.

Next up: iOS. Tim Cook’s back up.

I think the X in the logo is thinner this year.

Public beta program, but not happening today.

Coming in the fall. Free. Duh.

Available to developers today.

I’m hoping iCloud drive means we’re getting more storage for free…

That’s Yosemite. Yosemite is amazing.

This is mad awkward.

“We all want to welcome you to Apple.”

“Hey how you doin’ this is Dre.”

Calling Dr. Dre…

Continuity is amazing. I hope it works.

You can make calls from your Mac too.

Phone calls on your Mac, through your phone. Caller ID on your Mac. Holy shit that’s great.

SMS: texting on your Mac via your phone. “Green bubble friends” with “inferior devices”. They “insist on sending us messages”.

Even if your phone is across the room!

If you’re away from a network and your phone is nearby, your Mac will prompt you to set up a hotspot.

“Handoff”. “If you want to pick up where you left off on your Mac…” an icon appears on your iPad of the app you were working in. Swipe up to immediately get to it. Works for emails you’re writing.

AirDrop between OS X and iOS. Finally.

Continuity. “We believe you should be able to use the right device for the moment.” Yesssssss.

End of Demo. Craig’s back. “How about that parallel programming joke.” No just stop.

“I hope the rope is multithreaded.” ha ha

Markup isn’t very different from Preview annotations, just in the Mail app. meh.

Playing it smooth though…

Safari just crashed.

Spotlight suggestions in Safari look great. Spotlight is the killer feature of Yosemite.

We still have dots under running applications in the dock.

Safari remains way ahead of competition. Demo time.

HTML5 premium video, works with Netflix without need for Silverlight. 2 hours + more battery life than with Silverlight.

Separate private windows like Chrome.

Tab view that gives you grid of tabs, grouped by website.

RSS reading is back in Safari under Shared Links.

Safari: favorite bar under smart search field like iOS 7. Spotlight suggestions in Safari.

Annotations called “Markup” on emails.

Large email attachments via MailDrop. Basically uploads attachments to iCloud and emails a link instead of emailing the attachment.

For iOS.

iCloud document picker…

Technically this already worked but it was a hack. Just making that public.

You can now access your iCloud documents from apps (iOS and Mac) in Finder. And you can store all of your own files there.

!!!

Next: iCloud Drive.

Craig is going really fast. Seems like they have a lot to get through.

Basically a textual Siri. Would be great if this is on iOS too.

Spotlight looks really amazing. Going to change how you use your Mac every day.

Conversions in Spotlight.

“You haven’t had chili by the campfire until you’ve tried it with one of Jony’s custom made aluminium forks. It’s the diamond cut chamfered edges.”

No more black textured shit in Reminders.

Sports scores widget.

Notification Center goes over the desktop now, like iOS.

Nice default widgets. World clocks. Whither Dashboard?

Mentions of seeing wallpaper behind title bars reminiscent of… Vista. Heh.

My laptop looks like shit right now.

Third party apps are going to look like shit until they’re updated.

Demo time.

Internet searches. News feeds, maps, movies. Very Siri-like.

Inline preview for document search.

Spotlight: in the middle, like other launchers…

There’s a calculator widget, for example.

Updates to Notification Center: dark translucent like iOS. Today view from iOS. No Missed (hmm!). You can extend today view with widgets from third party apps.

Messages finally looks good.

Dark mode is sexy!

Dark mode!

Helvetica!!!

All new icons. Very pretty. “Check out that trash can. That is a gorgeous trash can.”

Translucency.

Everything has been refined.

Very iOS 7.

This is pretty.

Helvetica. Not all circles for icons.

Video time.

Showing original Aqua.

New interface. Big enhancement to our most popular apps. And “Continuity”.

Check one off the predictions list, folks.

Using Futura in the presentation. Making jokes about OS X names. Oxnard? Rancho Cucamongga? Weed? No no no no. Yosemite.

Craig Federighi coming up to talk about the next version of OS X.

“Need I say more?”

“You may wonder how that compares to Windows.” Windows 8, a year older than Mavericks, is on 14% of Windows PCs.

Over 50% of installed base on Mavericks. Fastest adoption of any PC operating system ever.

40 million copies of Mavericks installed. Most of a single release ever.

80 million Macs.

“Let’s start with the Mac.”

“It’s so huge we’ve dedicated an entire section of the presentation to this.”

“You’re going to see the mother of all releases for developers.”

9 million registered developers. Up 50% over last year.

I’m 19 and I’ve done nothing!

“A special shout out to the student scholarship winners. They worked really hard to get here. Our youngest developer in the audience here today is 13.”

“This is a milestone year for this conference. It is the 25th year for this conference. It started in 1990 when a bunch of developers gathered together to talk about System 7.”

“From all of Apple: thank you very much.”

And here comes Tim Cook, to much applause.

A little girl to developers: “You inspire me so much.”

“What you really have is an intersection of technology and art.” There it is, folks.

“You open up an app and you open up a possibility.”

Now a kid with an artificial hand. Uses an app to do more and better things with it. That’s pretty cool. “I’m a fan of being different.”

These are choice quotes, folks.

“I gravitate toward very melancholy and painful songs.”

New Yorker: “I play solitaire, and of course I always win.”

“The best app of all time… has to be… Tinder.”

“I think these apps are essential to bring change to what’s going on in the ocean.”

Duckface.

Now average people are talking about the apps they can’t live without.

“That magic is a part of the app world.”

“I really don’t know what a developer looks like, but the apps they make let’s us do amazing things.”

Starting with a video, average people describing developers.

We’ve got a rights notice on screen.

“A Sky Full of Stars” by Coldplay.

“The Wire” by Haim.

“Pompeii” by Bastille.

“Lazaretto” by Jack White.

The Apple TV channel is live!

Just under an hour away from getting started!